MOTHER'S DAY QUOTES

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !

I like these quotes... most of them made me smile or laugh:

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir ( Funny :-)... I admire this woman a lot...always did!)

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. ~Oprah Winfrey
(So true!!!....One of the few things I completely agree with Oprah on)

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. -- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you. -- Jill Bennett

Giving kids clothes and food is one thing, but it's much more important to teach them that other people besides themselves are important and that the best thing they can do with their lives is to use them in the service of other people. -- Dolores Huerta

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
― Dorothy Parker

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~Lisa Alther

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. ~Beverly Jones

Grown don't mean nothing to a mother. A child is a child. They get bigger, older, but grown? What's that suppose to mean? In my heart it don't mean a thing. ~Toni Morrison, Beloved, 1987

Mommies are just big little girls. ~Author Unknown

A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

My mother is a poem
I'll never be able to write,
though everything I write
is a poem to my mother.
~Sharon Doubiago

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom. ~Author Unknown

One good mother is worth a hundred schoolmasters. ~George Herbert

Mother is a verb, not a noun. ~Proverb

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. ~Linda Wooten

Mother's love grows by giving. ~Charles Lamb

A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com <http://www.robertbrault.com/>

A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is." ~Keith L. Brooks

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother. ~Abraham Lincoln

Your child needs you...money cannot substitute for your physical presence. ~Author Unknown

To nourish children and raise them against odds is any time, any place, more valuable than to fix bolts in cars or design nuclear weapons. -- Marilyn French

No woman deserves to be called a mother who abandons her child in search of greener pastures. ~Author Unknown

There was never a great man who had not a great mother -- it is hardly an exaggeration. -- Olive Schreiner

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!